The MAIEKG software by MAIEKG Inc. uses custom artificial intelligence to digitize EKG printouts in a variety of formats and deliver rapid, comprehensive analyses according to dozens of recognized cardiac classifications. The option of a dialogue with an AI to discuss and clarify the analysis empowers users of MAIEKG to investigate conditions, explore common recommendations, and consider hypothetical diagnoses. Designed with ease of use in mind, the target user base includes individuals from diverse backgrounds, including medical students, healthcare professionals, and patients seeking a deeper understanding of their conditions with the guidance of licensed physicians. Future implementations of the MAIEKG algorithms will enable bulk automated analysis of thousands of EKG readings, useful in crisis situations or military scenarios as triage tools, or as an initial screening in overburdened, understaffed, or remote medical facilities. The same technology requires minimal modification to extend beyond standard 12-lead EKG readings, enabling custom and continuous monitoring of patients by healthcare professionals in the rapidly expanding field of remote care.